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03/20/11--13:16: ALAN CHARLES WILDER (chan 2057366)




IS COMING TO VILNIUS ON MAY 10TH WITH HIS RECOIL
*Collapses*
FUCK IT'S 4 DAYS BEFORE MY EXAM
BUT I NEED
I NEED TO GOOOO
DSKLFKLSFDK;
GOD
I NEED
OH GOSH NOW I NEED TO MAKE THAT SRS LETTER I MADE BACK IN 201 FOR HIM
AND DO JEWSIH STUFF
TO MAKE GOOD SHIT HAPPEN
SJDAKSJ;LOSD
I'M SO PARANOID IF ANYTHING WOULD GO WRONG
NOOOO
LDFJDOSJSFKPDOSKFDO


03/23/11--06:22: I'm hurt (chan 2057366)




:iconsadplz:


03/26/11--09:24: Killed a meme, all with life (chan 2057366)




1. Your name?
Rūta/Ruthi

2. Where you're from?

Vilnius, Lithuania

3. How do you pronounce the following words?

WARINING: IU IS A SOFT SOUND BETWEEN EW AND OO; ending with j means softening the last letter like, gj
Aunt: Ont
Roof: Riuf
Route: Riut
Wash: Wosh
Oil: Oyyl
Theater: Thea-tah
Iron: I-run
Salmon: Sal-mn
Caramel: Cah-rah-ml
Fire: Fire?
Water: Wotah
Sure: Shure
Data: Dey-tah
Ruin: Riu-een
Crayon: Crey-on
Toilet: Toy-let.
New Orleans: NEW OOOOH-LEAHNS
Pecan: Peh-can?????
Both: Boiuth
Again: Ah-gayn/ Ah-gehn
Probably: Proh-bahb-bly
Spitting Image: Spit-tingj Imig(e)
Alabama: Al-Ah-Bahm-Ah
Lawyer:


03/27/11--02:06: YAY ALMOST NO SNOW LEFT (chan 2057366)




ALLLLMMMMOOOSTTTT C:


03/28/11--06:09: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (chan 2057366)




WE'LL WRITE AT ANY TIME IN MAY ALL TESTS FROM EVERYTHING WE LEARNED THIS YEAR AT SCHOOL
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtMO-omeo5s&feature=related


04/07/11--08:39: SYNTHPOP IS BACK TO LIFE-SINCE 2010/11 SECONDWAVE (chan 2057366)




YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DM HERE WE COME

NOW.
JUST TO KEEP IT MORE OF BETTER SHAPE LIKE IN THE 80S,90S
AND
GOOD MUSIC IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


04/14/11--06:50: YAY I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON (chan 2057366)




[x] smoked
[x, my dad used to give me when I was little :'D; drank a little more in the past year; stopped; reaaallly barely drinking now ok, like really] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex (WHAT LOL, FAMILY)
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex (MOM)
[x] kissed someone of the same sex (I am forced to everyday; >_>)
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[EW NO] tried drugs

TOTAL: 6

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[/] snuck out of


04/20/11--07:20: NAMESSSSSSSS (chan 2057366)




1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Rūta

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Rūtizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Raccoon

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Ūtarū? sounds quite japanese

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Lime Green Grapefruit Juice

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
I DON'T HAVE A MIDDLE NAM


04/24/11--14:17: NITZER EBB PROJECT (chan 2057366)




n_______________________n
is going to be soon here
















--- .... / ..-. ..- -.-. -.-


05/05/11--06:34: Nope (chan 2057366)




Troll:
[ ] You say witty things not to entertain people, but to piss them off.
[ ] Your fave sites are 4chan & Encyclopedia Dramatica
[x] You do things for the lulz
[/] You'll say anything to piss off someone even if you don't agree with it.
[it's just sick] Your sense of humour is very dry and sarcastic.
[ ] You like to jump on bandwagons.
[x] When you're bored, you flame your friends
[x] Your friends are trolls
[ ] You spend more time on 4chan and ED than any other site

TOTAL: 3.5


Meme Freak:
[x] You know where Shoop Da Whoop originated
[ ] You own a shirt that has a meme quote on it
[x] You think people ruin the "Over 9


05/22/11--04:13: TAE (chan 2057366)




sketching TAE chapter 1 finished; onto chapter 2


05/28/11--09:01: LEARNING SANDNIGGER AND CHINK CAPITALS (chan 2057366)




BLAME IT ON MY TEACHER


06/02/11--09:35: OKAY - SUICIDE HAS BEEN PUT AWAY FOR A WHILE (chan 2057366)




Hmmm...things are going better....what if...


06/03/11--04:08: Hey guys. (chan 2057366)




Call me Alana now. I changed my real name to Alana. Me thinks///


06/05/11--12:51: One band meme (chan 2057366)




Choose only ONE of your fave bands and answer the question by using only THEIR songs
DEPECHE MODE, OF COURSE

Are you a male or female?: Somebody

Describe yourself: Never Let Me Down

How do you feel: I Feel Loved

Describe where you currently live: My Secret Garden

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Sea Of Sin

Your favourite form of transportation: Pipeline

You and your best friends are: Flexible

Your favourite colour is: Dressed in Black

What's the weather like: Precious

Favourite time of day: Waiting For The Night

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Little 15

What is life to you


06/06/11--08:54: it seems (chan 2057366)




that the day is coming nearer
but the day before it
is the birthday of a person
which I'm depending on

perhaps
I'll make it clearer
to him when I will draw it
send it as a part of greeting
will hope until my heart stops beating

and then
one of two will simply happen:
end of me, done by him
or just a light ray
through the darkness
which'll join us
together, together


06/08/11--14:11: Devious Journal Entry (chan 2057366)







06/25/11--09:19: I feel like I own something special (chan 2057366)







06/30/11--11:12: sup niggers (chan 2057366)




tell me

TELL ME


07/02/11--05:03: u haz flavor (chan 2057366)







07/03/11--06:25: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT (chan 2057366)




I EDITED MY GALLERY BUTTONS AND FIXED EVERYTHING

n_n


07/08/11--00:59: Devious Journal Entry (chan 2057366)




[1] You've seen at least one anime.
[2] You've read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis
[3] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[4] You like Japanese food.
[5] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[6] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.



07/09/11--04:09: guys can you tell me (chan 2057366)




can someone kill me ;-;


07/12/11--14:08: SO PEEPS (chan 2057366)




V__V
I need to think of something better than this.


07/14/11--04:00: Devious Journal Entry (chan 2057366)




Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[/] I go to local shows.
[/] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[x i have only two ;-;] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[/] I don't talk too often.
[x not to fall lol] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair co


07/16/11--10:55: DEAR WATCHERS READ THIS IF YOU STILL DIDNT (chan 2057366)




http://cartoon-racoon.deviantart.com/art/MESSAGE-FOR-MY-WATCHERS-234884274
read artist comments first


07/17/11--13:51: in germany 07.18.-08.01. (chan 2057366)




SEE YOU GUYS

also
ILU WAIFU AND KIDS




BYE ALLLLLLL


07/23/11--13:27: EPIC POOPER FOR YOU (chan 2057366)




DAD GAVE ME SKYPE ;U;
BUT Y U WIFE AND KIDS NO ONLINE?????
;_;
I HAVE INTERNET FOR THREE DAYSS AND I BARELY WILL GET IT
ILL BE IN FRANCE FOR A LITTLE TIME TOO
ALSO THE TRIP MIGHT BE LONGER BECAUSE OF MY DADS SICKNESS
FUCKER ALLIGATOR
ALSO RIP AMY WINEHOUSE I LIKED YOUR MUSIC ;-;
DFMAKDSAFKSDMFKAM
SUP YOU GAIZ


07/27/11--14:01: YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH IT HURTS (chan 2057366)




I'M IN FUCKTARDED STUTTGART IN FRANCE NOW. I'M IN PAIN, I'M IN PAAAAAAAAAAIN
Weather for 3 days = bads
so I might get back to my lovely lithuanian shithouse with comp and internet faster n_n
ugh dad is drinking a lot and shit
also my ears may have gone worse since I listen to ipod non stop a lot
DAD'S COMPUTER SCREEN SO AMAZING, HALF OF ITS BROKEN
also where did my wife and kids go ;_;
i miss you gaiz ;+;


07/28/11--13:06: Devious Journal Entry (chan 2057366)




1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Ja

2) Where are you taking this test at?
On a table with lots of german and french food (Lemon pie and Schweppes n_n) under a turned on little shitty tv that my mom is watching. Generally I'm in the suburbs of Strassbourg, France, in a etap hotel

3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
git ot

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
to my new huge headphones I bought today LOL

5) Do you regret it?
meh

6) Have you ever been depressed?
yeh

7) Are you a boy or girl?
I am a hermaphrodite who is 101 years old with a baseball bat to kill your babies

well in an another dimen


07/30/11--13:00: EUROPAPARK YESTERDAY=AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH (chan 2057366)




OKAY I WAS IN THE EUROPAPARK. SECOND TIME IN MY LIFE. ME AND MY MOM FINNALLY PROVED THAT IT'S THE BEST AMUSEMENT PARK IN EUROPE (yes, better than all you Disneylands and shit; for gud Disneyland you need to take two parks bcs the little one contains a gud Aerosmith rollercoaster shit and other).WE MADE A RECORD OF RIDES:
2 times on Eurosat (its like a giant ball and you ride in it fucking fast:imagine like you're in a TARDIS in stormy wather or sth)
1 time on Poseidon water roller coaster (we could do more but it took a looong time to wait for it
3 times on Euromir roller coaster (MY FAVE; IT'S THE BEST)
1 time on Blue Fire megacoaster (a


08/03/11--01:31: ...AND I JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS. (chan 2057366)




today is the 17th day I'm away (I don't know dates atm since I has no calendar)
so, on the 15th day I had horrible pain in my stomach and shit. And the cause was because I keep experimenting on myself - on 14th day I drank absoulutely nothing (I actually barely drink y'know;well, as for a normal person you drink at least 2 litres a day; I drink maximum a litre;but there are exceptions - sometimes I need to reload myself with water because I'm out of it like a camel dhfslkdf).AND SHIT HAPPENNED.
But I was fine in the evening (because of my stomach I couldn't normally walk or do anything so I barely saw Luxembourg
16TH DAY. Dad drove to Bade


08/06/11--11:36: I'M BACK, BITCHES. (chan 2057366)




OH FUCK, YOU GUYS
/prepare to write millions of words in SB
/DO STUFF
/MAKE COMPILATION ALBUMS
/DOWNLOAD 10 SONGS MINIMUM EVERY DAY AS USUAL
/fuck the shit up
/talk with my waifu and kiddos
/and others
/sing
/moan over dm
/tumbshit
/post, post, POST
/read fucks
/memes
/nope
/tf2
/MOAR
/make musix
/make a remix of wonderwall
/gfdkglkdlfg


08/08/11--10:00: THIS POOP F MEME THING THAT I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING (chan 2057366)




KOMMANDUNCE YOU STUPID FUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO IT

+ = Digs it.
- = Despises it.
~ = Don't care

OK ADDITIONAL RATING

+ = A VERY FUCKING LITTLE, SO LITTLE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SEE
++ = KINDA
+++ = NGH YES
~ = Don't care
- = Well that is not very good y'know
--= Ugh no okay
---= WTF EWWW JKLDFJGKDFGLDF














Anal on Males (...+:iconpervyruthiplz:)

Anal on Females (...+:iconpervyruthiplz:)

Breasts (~)

Breast Expansion (-)

Weight Gain (---)

Bondage (+++:iconpervyruthiplz:)

Clothing (+++ depends what  clothing n__n)

Leather (+++)

Stockings (++)

Shoe/Boots (+++)

Su


08/08/11--11:25: OMG 2ND PART OF THAT SHIT (chan 2057366)




[ ] Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances

[do you mean music or a voice...x srry I'm rly sensitiv V//V] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds

[ ] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility

[.../] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain

[/ mayb] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.

[LMAO] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees.

[crossdressing onl


08/12/11--13:10: AWWW YEAA BITCHES (chan 2057366)




OKAY. I FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HOMO ON A STICK AND I WON'T HAVE TO SIT FOR HOURS READING IT A DAY NOW
Even hussie updates a lot now, it will still take just from few seconds to few minutes to read now
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL.
NOW I CAN PUT MY TIME IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
/Wake up and check for the homo on a stick new page; if there is, read
/Fast tumblin' or draw; chat if possible
/Read books for lyceum (there are only 4 left or sth i think, yaaay)
/Draw
/Tumblr and chat
/DOWNLOAD MUSIC NNN





FINALLY

this would be some perfect time to spend


08/13/11--01:56: i dont kno (chan 2057366)




What do you like in a guy/girl?

[x]Humor
[x]Looks
[x]Intelligence
[x]Independence
[/dahahahaha]Rude to others
[x]Bravery
[x]Respect
[x]Kindness
[x]Gentle
[]Appetite
[WAT ROFL]Big
[x]Romance
[ ]Ego
[x]Rebel
[x it would be good]Talent
[it's like he pwns all? x]Pwnzor

Check off one, for idea partner.

[x]Male or []Female
[ ]Blond or [x]Dark
[x]White or [ROFL]Black
[x]English [ ]American []Asian []African []Mexican
[ ]Blue [x]Green []Hazel []Brown []Gray Eyes

Tag three people:
ANYONE


08/15/11--00:38: I AM NORMAL (chan 2057366)




I Fear…

[ ] the dark
[/] staying single forever
[/] being a parent
[x] giving birth (fuck not this shit no no nooooooooo)
[/ >:I] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces  
[x] heights
[/some] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[only some /] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 4

[ ] being touched
[x] deep water
[/] snakes
[wat] silk
[ ] the ocean
[/] failure
[ ] success
[/ a little] thunder/lightning
[/when then jump on you from nowhere only] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow



08/18/11--01:32: am i turning male or what (chan 2057366)




no srsly


08/21/11--03:42: Stolen from kdick (chan 2057366)




back to school in 10 days oh fuck


THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1. Ruthi (sometimes just Ru)
2. Rucoon
3. Alana or Rūta (school :I)

THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE (date/month):
1. Feb 7th
2. I'm not telling you this one okay, I don't want silly rumours
3. the day past me was born v_v

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
1. Ate
2. Stared at my lovely drawing (its a very good one


08/23/11--04:30: Shit and spit//New Crappy Animation (chan 2057366)




1.What does your Deviantart name mean and why?
My surname kind of means Raccoon but it might mean bear at other side, so I removed one letter (c)  to make it not a raccoon, but not a bear
The 'cartoon' add on was created because it rhymes with racoon

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
...My Life As a Teenage Robot when I joined ROFL
now...music. Music bands and stuff you know.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
97...omg not much left till 101; if you're the 101th watcher, I'll draw you fanart n_n

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
Idk

5. Do you comment, fav, o


08/25/11--14:26: 101th watcher = free art request by him (chan 2057366)




SO WHO THE FUCK WILL BE MY 101TH WATCHER?

TO BE CONTINUED


08/28/11--02:58: AND THE 101TH WATCHER IS.. (chan 2057366)




...ONE FUCKER I KNOW IRL. :iconviolent-cat:
YOU PROLLY WAITED FOR A THING LIKE THAT TO COME, RIGHT? AND THEN ADD ME TO THE WATCH AND GET SOMETHING BACK. HAHAHA YOU SMART ASSHOLE.
OKAY DUDE, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
THIS MIGHT TAKE TIME (AS ALWAYS), BUT SHIT'S GONNA GET DONE.


okay I'm going to uncle's brithday (yes, it was moved one day later, his real birthday was yesterday) AND WHEN I COME BACK, I'LL WATCH THE NEW DOCTOR WHO EPISODE (YES YES YESSSS), BITCHES.


09/01/11--08:32: BACK, TO SCHOOL, BITCHES. (chan 2057366)




TO THE NEW SCHOOL. FUCKING LYCEUM.
Okay, intro: 'Yesterday, and before yesterday people created a group with lyceum newcomers and then when I figured out I'll be class a they made a special group for our class on facebook. FUCKING A. WHY A. FDLJLDSJFLDSFLDSF. So. LET THE FUCKING SPAM BEGIN. I GOT AN HEADACHE FROM THEM. THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING ACTIVISTS OG GOD AND THEY COULDN'T WAIT FOR SCHOOL. IDIOTS.'
Today:WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 3 PEOPLE WITH SAME NAME - RUTA (including me). So I told people to call me Ruthi or Alana. Mmmk. Okay, intro to lyceum...oh god these older lyceum members are making fun out of us...WOOOW ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. They


09/03/11--09:32: A rly gud meem fhghhhhhhhhhhh when im tired (chan 2057366)




Thu Sep 1, 2011, 5:15 PM
TEN ARE YOUS
1. Are you single? asdsjdgkkhrtejtgfghjhgkhgkj
2. Are you happy? no
3. Are you bored? no
4. Are you naked? No.
5. Are you a blonde? in hair colour kinda
6. Are you moody? kinda
7. Are you a lover/hater? meh
8. Are you hot/cold? im a reptile
9. Are you Irish? nop
10. Are you Asian? nop

TEN FACTS
1. Name: Rūta
2. Middle name: i dont have one
3. Any birth marks: way too much
4. Hair color:dirty blond i guess
5. Natural hair color: same
6. Eye color: grayish blue
7. Height: 170 cm WTF i was 172 now im 170 again or sth
8. Mood: tired
9. Favorite color: black green puple red
10. On


09/29/11--11:53: i cough blood (chan 2057366)




oh great


10/03/11--06:26: WTF WHERE DID THE KKK GROUP GO (chan 2057366)




I was about to post on there but no those niggers shut that group down wtf why




also
GRAND ACHIEVEMENT
I asked my classmate what's the name of the guy from 2nd A class he often talks to
he answered the question
AND HELPED ME KNOW WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GUY I'M IN LOVE







....uhh yea..I'm in luv with that 2nd VuV he's a kawaii :heart:




also cut my hair :i


10/14/11--08:43: YOU SUCK (chan 2057366)




DICK


10/26/11--06:38: HOMESTUCK END OF ACT 5. (chan 2057366)




WAS FUCKING AWESOME. Like the best flash ever yet.
MY EYES AFTER IT
Am I high or what


11/06/11--11:10: oh fuck you guys gotta get organised (chan 2057366)




SCHOOL'S TOMORROW
and unexpected pron in school for me BECAUSE SOME MOTHER FUCKER CONFESSED THEIR LOVE TO A BITCH
YES THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS ME
AYEA
or
oh



no


11/06/11--11:10: oh fuck you guys gotta get organised (chan 2057366)




SCHOOL'S TOMORROW
and unexpected pron in school for me BECAUSE SOME MOTHER FUCKER CONFESSED THEIR LOVE TO A BITCH
YES THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS ME
AYEA
or
oh



no


11/07/11--00:12: Yáll (chan 2057366)




He still hasn't checked his faceboob
BUT HE WILL TODAY
AND TOMORROW I'LL BE DEAD
i guess
I'm scared a little
ALSO TYPING FROM IT CLASS
teacher gave me extra black coffee YAAAAAAAAAAAAY //likes its coffee black just like its metal

I'm gonna piss myself I haven't seen my clazzmatez fer a week jesus fucking christ


ALSO THE REQUEST FOR VIOLENT CAT BITCH IS ALMOST DONE I GUESS
WHAT BACKGROUND DO YOU WANT


11/19/11--14:32: LETS SEE IF I CHANGED (chan 2057366)




Greater than 30 = Super Uke
21-30 = Uke
20 = Both
10-19 = Seme
Less than 10 = Super Seme

why am i doing this?

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don't like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don't know what to say.  
03-[/sometimes] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[/ sometimes] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don't like something, you start crying and you don't care if you start talking too loud
06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[x] You like making others blush.
08-[x] You sleep with a do


11/23/11--06:10: Quesssshhhhtions from qbark bark bark woof woof (chan 2057366)




idk i just visited her journal shit

1. penis or vagina?
ONE 2ND (10th in normal) GRADER'S HUGE DICK OKAY

2. garrison caps or visor caps?  OR BOTH???

VISOR OF COURSE ROLL

3. caps lock or button mash shift?
CAPS LOCKKKKK

4. favorite historical time period to learn about

FROM 1795

5. SWEDISH FISH.  WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR ARE THEY.  I SWEAR ITS NOT CHERRY.

It's gud but not as gud as in Janoveland

6. mommy, how are babies made?

I'M NOT YOUR MOM YOU DUMBNUT
but okay IF YOU REALLY WANNA HEAR THIS BULLSHIT THAT WILL DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN THEN:
YOUR DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM THATS ALL NOW GET OUT




12/25/11--08:18: Chwismas (chan 2057366)




okay bros
sup



/g major


01/02/12--13:23: HO HO HO WHORES HAPPY NEW FUCKING YEAR (chan 2057366)




:(


01/04/12--05:44: ok I'm back bitches woops forgot resolutions (chan 2057366)




-Learn Norwegian (starting 7th Jan)
-Get 9s not 8s from Physics
-DRAW DRAW DRAW
-Improve at backgrounds
-IMPROVE AT SHADING!!!
-Try having English only in 10s
-Pass the March exam
-Finish 1st term sucessfully so I get the laptop
-Become better at pshitgramming
-Don't die
-Get him
-QUIT USING MATHS
-Stop messing with hussu lipsu around school as a joke
-GET TO MEET OWEN FUCKING SOMEDAY.
-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-eat pwoperly


01/13/12--10:50: Devious Journal Entry (chan 2057366)




- Name: Rūta D:
- Single or taken: Shit
- Sex: no
- Birthday: Feb 7th
- Sign: Aquarius
- Hair color: Dirt blond
- Eye color:   gay  Gray blue but photos often fuck up them to sea green c:
- Height: 170cm
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: no
________________________________________ ____________________________________
S P E C I F I C S
________________________________________ ____________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: various
- What are you listening to right now?: norwegian learning shit since im doing my norwegian homework
- Who is the last person that called you?: greta i think
- H


01/17/12--06:14: I don't want to live (chan 2057366)




1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before?
DIED and after that screwed up my new life
But improveds at new shit and stuff
And started lyceum

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
shnoosh

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
NO

4. Did anyone close to you die?
I think it was Kuk


01/27/12--11:51: Who am I out of Rasputin characters (chan 2057366)




BECAUSE EVERYBODY ARE DOING THIS :iconmegustaplz:

RASPUTIN :icon0u0plz:
[x] You get easily nervous
[/sometimes] You are easily impressed
[x] You are clumsy
[x] You like Seals and/or Giraffes
[x] You have a high pain tolerence
[/ tehehe] You prefer cold dishes
[xYES I'M BROKE CREYS FOREVA] You are poor
[] You are absent-minded
[] Your hair isn't its natural colour
[] You would do everything for your friends

TOTAL:6

LUKE :iconshityfaceplz:
[x] You have at least one mental dissorder
[x] You are sadistic
[x] You like blood
[x] You are schizoprenic
[] You are a natural red-head
[/] You like Miku Hatsune
[/] You have a bad